In other news…
Apparently, the Minnesota Vikings hijacked a boat and beat up some hookers last week.
The alleged whores allegedly flew up from Atlanta and Houston, where they allegedly performed sex acts with alleged NFL-caliber athletes. Of course, prostitution across state lines is a federal felony, but it was probably deemed worth the risk after players considered available local “talent” in the Twin Cities.
Note to casual NFL-police-blotter-observers: the last time oft-maligned former Minnesota receiver Randy Moss was on Lake Minnetonka, he was hosting a charity fishing event to benefit children in developing countries.
October 15th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
[...] October 15, 2005 Oy vey Speaks for itself. Even Mr. CoD busted out the paper bags. Posted by Ian S. in Sportsat 3 [...]
August 4th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
[...] One wonders if “live stuff” involves Fred Smoot and a copy of last year’s unexpected PlayStation hit. However, we should caution the Vikings and the Chiefs not to cheapen their relationship with physical intimacy — even of the clothes-on variety — too soon. After all, true love waits. [...]