“Kickstart” the season
The Pro Football Talk website is pretty much a case study in how not to build a scalable web service. (Whereas, here at IP.com, we have no trouble catering to the demands of our 4–6 daily readers, including “canadian pharmacy teen sex orgy,” “casino gambling,” “hrb@l v*i*a*g*r!@,” and “GoogleBot”.) In general, PFT will just die with the old “MYSQL is TITSUP, LOLLERCOASTR” message that we know and love from underpowered WordPress sites everywhere. Today, though, it was different:
ZOMG FLORIO’s WEB GUY IS USING SOME CACHE SOFTWARE THAT MAKES IRONIC REFERENCE TO TEH AMIGA!!1! <3 <3 <3
You just bought yourself a week of reprieve, Deliverance boy. But if you write about politics again, all bets are off.