Egads
Apparently, oft-disgraced wideout David Boston, who was recently arrested for being asleep at the wheel of his car, peed a glass of GHB. (If that doesn’t mean anything to you, you can get some more information from drugged-out ravers here.) There’s no word yet on which dastardly frat boy is suspected of spiking Boston’s candy apple schnapps.
On a personal note, as a Vikings fan, I have to feel pretty good about the fact that Boston was once a top-ten pick; perhaps Troy Williamson is so terrible because he’s always hopped up on panty remover.