Illegal Procedure

Man, and Green Bay let this guy go?

What's the hardest part about tearing off a lamb's testicles with your teeth?  Getting the blood out of your mustache!  No, seriously: Giants offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer once helped a friend castrate about 200 young sheep, and they used what apparently is an old Basque method to do it.

That means more sheep testicles for the rest of northern WI, I guess.

Here’s some embarrassing spin from Mike Florio, when confronted with reports that Tony Dungy is not expected to retire this year, contra Florio’s league sources:

So our report from a week ago was right in content, wr-wr-wr-wr-erroneous in timing. We apologize for the error.

Hey, by that standard, he was “right in content, wrong in timing” on the infamous “Terry Bradshaw is dead” rumor — after all, the human mortality rate is still right around 100%.