Illegal Procedure

Judd Zulgad is one of my favorite NFL beat writers. However, he certainly knows how to twist the knife.

I have never even entertained the thought of wanting McNabb to leave Philadelphia. I don’t know anybody who wants this. I only know who Kevin Kolb is because you’ve shown him more than McNabb during the f*#king game. The only people who’ve discussed it are Mike Tirico, Tony Kornheiser, and expert Charles Barkley.

Oh wait, what am I saying? Of course! I really want the Eagles to ditch McNabb for a once and a future career backup! Thanks for reminding me!

Love,

Eagles Fan(s)

Wow. It takes a lot to make Michael Vick look sincere.

Apparently, oft-disgraced wideout David Boston, who was recently arrested for being asleep at the wheel of his car, peed a glass of GHB. (If that doesn’t mean anything to you, you can get some more information from drugged-out ravers here.) There’s no word yet on which dastardly frat boy is suspected of spiking Boston’s candy apple schnapps.

On a personal note, as a Vikings fan, I have to feel pretty good about the fact that Boston was once a top-ten pick; perhaps Troy Williamson is so terrible because he’s always hopped up on panty remover.

just said “when you can give a body part to a teammate….” before his voice trailed off. Of course, Madden was talking about kidneys. But I’m sure that there’s a coarse joke in there somewhere. If only we could find it.