Illegal Procedure

With the T.O. raffle fast approaching, it’s important for personnel departments to have all of the facts so that they can make an informed decision. For example, were you aware that 2′s middle name is “Eldorado?” Coincidentally, his most recent contract demands included a city whose streets are paved with gold.

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Here’s some important Super Bowl commentary from IP.com’s favorite linguistics blog.