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		<title>Mark Chmura is not impressed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Brett Favre&#8217;s assertion that the 2009 Vikings are a better team than the 1996 Packers has raised the ire of several people who played on that team. Tight end Mark Chmura doesn&#8217;t even attempt a diplomatic tone: They have Adrian Peterson, but I think Chester Taylor is a guy. We had Dorsey (Levens) and Edgar, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=141</link>
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		<title>Looks like sea level must be rising&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;because a hell of a lot less of the earth is covered by Smoot than we&#8217;ve been led to believe. And seriously, I think those five preseason games have lulled Zorn into some kind of reverie in which the fourth quarter is just for evaluating practice-squad players, not for actually trying to win. Gus already [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=137</link>
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		<title>Note to self</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Game notes: Less time on hair gel, more time on game plan. Trade Santana Moss for Plaxico Burress. That Eli is one elusive motherfucker. What was Clinton talking about with all that &#8220;off-tackle&#8221; and &#8220;outside&#8221; jabber?  Oh, that was on-camera?  How did my hair look? Chris who? Upside: ball did not injure receivers as it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=131</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Kickstart&#8221; the season</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Pro Football Talk website is pretty much a case study in how not to build a scalable web service. (Whereas, here at IP.com, we have no trouble catering to the demands of our 4&#8211;6 daily readers, including &#8220;canadian pharmacy teen sex orgy,&#8221; &#8220;casino gambling,&#8221; &#8220;hrb@l v*i*a*g*r!@,&#8221; and &#8220;GoogleBot&#8221;.) In general, PFT will just die [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=130</link>
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		<title>OMG FARVE LOL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Green Bay Packers have issued a lengthy statement assuring the fans that they have &#8220;a plan&#8221; in place to proceed with Brett Favre as their quarterback. I actually have a pretty good idea what that plan is: Announce in public that they&#8217;ve moved on without him. Burn every possible bridge with Favre and make [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=125</link>
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		<title>Yikes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man, and Green Bay let this guy go? What&#39;s the hardest part about tearing off a lamb&#39;s testicles with your teeth?&#160; Getting the blood out of your mustache!&#160; No, seriously: Giants offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer once helped a friend castrate about 200 young sheep, and they used what apparently is an old Basque method to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=124</link>
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		<title>PFTemerity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some embarrassing spin from Mike Florio, when confronted with reports that Tony Dungy is not expected to retire this year, contra Florio&#8217;s league sources: So our report from a week ago was right in content, wr-wr-wr-wr-erroneous in timing. We apologize for the error. Hey, by that standard, he was &#8220;right in content, wrong in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=123</link>
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		<title>Obvious joke alert</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You fill in the caption. My suggestion: &#8220;but not as well as Favre has gotten to know the &#8216;other side&#8217; of King, if you catch our drift.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=122</link>
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		<title>Smith</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve avoided the Emmitt Smith pile-on. I more or less like him as a player and a person, and I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s any worse than Stephen A. Smith, Keith Olbermann, or Bill Maas as a broadcaster. (I&#8217;ll always take a well-meaning goofball over a high-decibel blowhard.) However, tonight he uttered the following Little Carmine-worthy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=120</link>
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		<title>Zulgad cuts me to the bone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Judd Zulgad is one of my favorite NFL beat writers.  However, he certainly knows how to twist the knife.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.illegalprocedure.com/?p=119</link>
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