Illegal Procedure

I know my first post was to be a more sedate review of Invicible, but this made me laugh much too hard to not post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CvKD8Wzm1I

Way to clean up the ol’ image, Miami. Perhaps the NFL morons on ESPN will have to end their slobbery chants of “The U!” while ignoring that the on-set representative ran over students’ feet with his car. Not that any other “graduates” of Miami have been anything less than upstanding.

By the way, my two favorite moments are when the crowd of Miami players surround and stomp on the FIU guy, as well as the belly-to-back suplex in the middle of the crowd. Nice tackle.

30-year-old Indy quarterback Peyton Manning expects to play for eight more years, citing good health and a career of “outstanding protection.” Well, as long as the Colts aren’t playing Pittsburgh, that is.

BTW: Apparently the Duke women’s lacrosse team plans to show their support for the men’s team by raping a male stripper.