Illegal Procedure

I have never even entertained the thought of wanting McNabb to leave Philadelphia. I don’t know anybody who wants this. I only know who Kevin Kolb is because you’ve shown him more than McNabb during the f*#king game. The only people who’ve discussed it are Mike Tirico, Tony Kornheiser, and expert Charles Barkley.

Oh wait, what am I saying? Of course! I really want the Eagles to ditch McNabb for a once and a future career backup! Thanks for reminding me!

Love,

Eagles Fan(s)

Lincoln Financial Field was awash today as Donovan McNabb rushed into the home locker room waving a blade. Several of the Eagles’ receivers, including Reggie Brown, Hank Baskett, and Brian Westbrook, sustained stab wounds in their palms. It is not known whether it had anything to do with their combined nine catches (Westbrook leading with eight).

Responding to the events, Rush Limbaugh took several painkillers and asked whether this would be a story if McNabb was white.

I know my first post was to be a more sedate review of Invicible, but this made me laugh much too hard to not post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CvKD8Wzm1I

Way to clean up the ol’ image, Miami. Perhaps the NFL morons on ESPN will have to end their slobbery chants of “The U!” while ignoring that the on-set representative ran over students’ feet with his car. Not that any other “graduates” of Miami have been anything less than upstanding.

By the way, my two favorite moments are when the crowd of Miami players surround and stomp on the FIU guy, as well as the belly-to-back suplex in the middle of the crowd. Nice tackle.